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Thursday, March 02, 2006

This is a bona fide rant!

Sometimes, not often, thanks be, things go so seriously off the rails in so many ways at so many junctures that a person is left reeling, sleepless and drained. Thus was my January/February.

In late December, my gorgeous kid, Alex, came home from three months abroad. I tell yah, she's the greatest kid and I missed her too much for words.

It was apparent, however, that she was bored and frustrated and hadn't exactly landed, so I was not surprised -- gutted but not surprised -- to find out that she was doing everything she could to get herself back to the UK as soon as possible.

By mid-January, she'd found several Au Pair opportunities, one of which was in Leigh on Sea, about 40 minutes east of London. My cousin lives there so I had some peace about Alex going there, as she'd be around family. In the end, She didn't go there. She went to Inverness, in the wild, beautiful highlands of Scotland.

By the beginning of February, I'd begun to get my head around her leaving again. Just around that time, I met by phone with a realtor, one with whom I wanted to develop a professional relationship with. I had called her once and she immediately began sending referrals my way, about which I was thrilled. Not to pin it all on her, but it seems that was where life curved in a big way.

The first client the realtor sent me was a person from another country - a civilized country, which I why I think this person left; lack of civility. My boss describes the client as a 'director' personality, which is bang bloody on.

Suffice to say, that deal went sour when the client found he had to negotiate - just a bit, mind you. Sadly, the realtor chose to farm the client out to another broker just when my deal was complete.

That blew me apart. I was super disapointed as was my manager, as we'd been nursing the budding relationship with the realtor's brokerage, but "onward" we thought.

That was a tuesday. Saturday night, my lovely spouse and I went to a great restaurant we go to a lot, followed by a couple hours great skating at Calgary's Olympic Oval. I had my skates sharpened while there and was having a hard time with them but put it down to a new feel. By 10:30 p.m. I was feeling crappy.

Sunday morning I woke up to my first ever bout of food poisoning! It sucked and that's all there is to say.

By Monday afternoon I was feeling good enough to go into the office so headed out about 1:00 p.m only to find some idiot had used my car for target practice. My driver's side window wasn't shattered yet, but the small hole in its centre and the huge striations made it pretty clear that any sudden movement would immediately send glass flying everywhere. I enlisted the help of my still-home Alex to sweep up the glass, called the city police (who said there was nothing they could do), called the insurance co and booked in with the glass company for the next day. Didn't get to the office.

The next day I got the car in for window repair. The gal at the desk said the window would be in by 2:30 but called shortly thereafter to say the part they had ordered for me was defective. She said they'd have it done by 5, which they did, but while repairing the window, they broke the door lock!

The following Friday, thinking that my luck had finally turned, I had lunch with my lovely friend Laurie. It was a bit rushed due to a client Laurie had referred me to and who wanted to see me right after lunch. No real problem. We ate and I took off with plenty of time to spare.

As I tried to pull away from the parking lot I realised that my driver's side tire wasn't doing well -- really not well. It was totally flat. I quickly decided to drive to the gas station one block away, only to find their air pump out of order. The next station was three blocks away but by the time I got there, my tire was quite gouged. I filled up and took off to meet my client, who'd given me the wrong address and who's address is not on the map as their community is very new. I stopped to call them but in that short time, my tire again decended.

The short story is that I never made it any closer than 10 blocks from the client. I had to get the tire repaired or I'd be stuck up there and I had another meeting later that day.

Needless to say, following missing the meeting and having to get a tire repaired and then rush to another meeting, I was worn out by 5:30. We'd been invited to my spouse's mom's for dinner, which was perfect because I didn't want to cook.

We left her house at 11:00 and by 11:45 p.m I was leaving the house again to go to the hospital. My great friend, Barry, called to say his mom was in hospital and had had surgery that morning. Something in his voice caught at me so I went to be with him.

Sadly, his mom, also my friend of 16 years, died while we were there with her.

The following day, as sad as we were, we welcomed our family from England. We were to spend three days skiing with them at Lake Louise. Wouldn't it just be like Calgary: no winter to speak of until the English family steps off the plane, then? 30 below! Man.

We did ski one day but the next day was far too bitter so we spent it wandering about Banff. Friday, my spouse and I rushed back into town to attend my friend's funeral.

Meanwhile, one of my client deals was slowly cratering -- a deal sent by the realtor from above. I was desperate to help this client but there wasn't a thing I could do for her over the weekend. To make matters worse, I was leaving for Toronto on Sunday and there was a proincial holiday on Monday.

That didn't go well, nor did the other file -- the client I never met -- and by the end of the week in Toronto, by which time Alex had left for Inverness in my absence, I was completely cratered and on the so-called watch list at work! OI.

I read my Chinese horoscope last weekend. It seems this year of the dog is not going to be my year, but a year of pushing stones up hill. There were many feng shui 'cures' suggested in my horoscope, to which I would not normally the least attention. Given the events of the last month however, I think my Karma is kicking me in the butt a bit.

Tuesday, February 07, 2006

Kids...


OH Yeah, and another thing!!!

Yah, so next time I hear adults moaning about how teenagers are bad and all messed up and cause all this trouble (‘kay, sometimes that’s true), I’m gonna ask those adults if they know where their 15 and 16 year olds are at night – ‘cause I’d say that a few adults didn’t know where their kids were on Saturday night or early Sunday morning, when those kids were out shooting BBs at the cars in MY neighbourhood!

Y'all can refer to my 2004 blog on here, which is about how bad adults make for bad kids.

Thanks to Cartoon Stock for the great, pertinent cartoon.

Monday, February 06, 2006


Nice job, jerk

more wreckage. Nice, hey? Some idiot's idea of what to do on a Saturday night.

This is where the entry point went. That diamond looking thing is the piece the apparent BB shot flung into opposite rear passenger side of the car - on the opposite side of the vehicle, in the BACK seat.

My wrecked window

Point of entry
Yah, so this is what some idiot thinks is a good time; breaking out the window in my car.

People SUCK

Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Fatties

Fatties and how they get that way

I have this theory about fat in North America – the U.S. in particular (yes, I have a bias) - and how being fat is related to abundance.

North Americans are so very spoiled by the abundance there is in our countries. There is literally no way to get to the end of – to consume – everything consumable.

Couple that with the reality that there is little to challenge us, either intellectually or physically, unless we make an effort to participate in those pursuits and one can see that there's not a ton else to do but try and eat our way out of boredom.

In comparison, look at countries where the food supply is not guaranteed. One might presume that people would eat as much as they could in order that they have fat on in defense of perhaps not having food in future. That is not the case. There is no such thing as 60% of the people in those places being overweight and of that 60%, 30% being morbidly (at least 100lbs over normal weight) obese.

There's no way that 60% of people from the US are related enough to share the "fat" gene. There is a way, however, that a lot of those people have no self control and no idea what a proper portion size is.

In Canada and the US, there is very little possibility that the food supply will be interrupted for any significant amount of time. How is it then, that in these countries where food is assured, people are huge?

What is even more appalling is the growing acceptance of fat. I don't mean that 10 or 15lbs over a perfect weight. I mean gross, bulging fat. Lately I've noticed more and more that people seem to take it ever so much in stride. Worse, there are all sorts of articles, websites, books, 'psycologists' who toute the 'it isn't your fault' mantra.

About two weeks ago, we watched a TLC program called "The 1000Lb Man." It goes without saying he was huge, so much so that his skin was seeping fluids from being so tightly streched. The man eats non-stop crap and TONS of it. He eats in a day what my family of 5 eats in a week!

His wife noted that, when they'd married, he hadn't seemed that big: he was 750lbs at the time! She was also very fat, I think tipping in at around 290 but she completely clued out about obvious connection between his state and her potential state and how eating so much garbage got them both where they were. It was weird. Or the woman who was so fat she became grafted to her couch! That has NOTHING to do with a fat gene.

What strikes me is that in the US and increasingly often in Canada, people are simply bored, unchallened, unmotivated, apathetic and on some weird trajectory to consume and consume and consume in a futile, subconcious desperation to find THE END; to eat their way through all the CNN/FOX/COMMEDY NETWORK crap and mind numbing news on the war in Iraq/Palistine/Israel (how is it news when these conflicts have been stewing for 1000s of years?).

Anyway, if anyone puts a "It isn't my fault I'm fat" comment on here, I'm gonna blow. Unless some masochist has you tied down and has been stuffing you with food 24/7, against your will, for 10 years, you're solely responsible for what you choose to eat - and how much of it. If a person picks it up, puts it in their mouth, chews it and swallows it to the point where they're 100lbs overweight, they have nobody to blame but themselves. Ok. Maybe Fox News too.

Sunday, January 15, 2006

I heard a funny thing today -- second hand, sorry.

Someone said they were super afraid that, if gay people are "allowed" to marry, it will wreck the social fabric of the US (That's NOT the funny part yet so stop laughing).

This same person, however, though it was somehow their fault that their ex spouse was addicted to porn.

What surprises me is that this person doesn't understand the HUGE amounts of money made and laundered by the US porn industry, not to mention the abject devastation pornography, addiction to porn and abuse of women who work in the sex trade cause to families.

Seriously folks, if two people of the same sex decide consciously they want to marry, who cares!? Their relationship doesn't affect you any more than does that of your neighbours, the two fat people who never wash but still have sex, does.

Porn, on the other hand costs absolutely everyone, no matter who.

Don't think it touches you? Got a virus scanner? Popup blocker? Got something that protects your kids from exposure to porn on the internet?

Yah, it touches you.